I’m gonna feel like a real dope if it turns out my notes were wrong, and it was somebody else this happened with. My notes from Opening Ceremonies are full “that one guy” filler blurbs where people’s names should go,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, I remember back in the day, waaaaaay before the Guidebook app, when all anybody had was a printed schedule for the convention. You’d have this nice, pretty, full-color, immaculately planned out grid schedule showing everything that would be happening[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There, see? I DID do more stuff during the con than just pick up a badge! I got shot at by heavy artillery! Yeah, this is what that opening page was about: somebody went and got a T-shirt cannon like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If anything, I’m surprised that’s ALL there is. I really thought I’d embarrassed Taka a lot more than those three times. Well, I guess it’s four now! (I also didn’t realize that Tim was tied with him in comic appearances)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know I say this a lot, but I always prefer cons where Opening Ceremonies are an actual entertaining spectacle instead of just some staffer reading off chunks of the schedule… and yet, clearly I NEED somebody to read the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To be fair, I don’t actually think con guests are any worse human beings than any of the other dumpster fires who attend these things… but the rest of us don’t get to go up onstage to broadcast out how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve mentioned elsewhere that I want to use ConCONcon as a venue for unloading material in a “serial numbers filed off” manner, changing the details until they don’t correspond with any real life events or individuals anymore. That felt especially[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have I really never made this joke in a comic before? It feels like one of the first jokes ANYBODY learns to make about conventions, but as far as I can recall, it’s never made it into a comic. Just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…and ANOTHER long wait between new pages. I swear I’m not INTENTIONALLY turning Conventional Wisdom into a bi-weekly comic, it just keeps working out that way. THIS time, the problem is that I wanted the old re-posts to get to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
DANG IT, I went and did it again. Sorry about ANOTHER lapse, especially since this was pretty much the exact same situation all over again. I had a comic idea I was going to go with, then thought better of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…