Conventional Wisdom

There, see?  I DID do more stuff during the con than just pick up a badge!  I got shot at by heavy artillery!

Yeah, this is what that opening page was about: somebody went and got a T-shirt cannon like they use at sporting events, and they got a LOT of use out of it.  We took heavy fire during both opening AND closing ceremonies, and I’m told the cosplay masquerade fell under attack as well.  It’s a miracle any of us made it out of that meat grinder alive.

…and no, I didn’t catch anything.  Do I really look like the kind of guy who can up and do something as drastic as standing up and holding my arms over my head at a moment’s notice?  Don’t be ridiculous.