Conventional Wisdom

Well whaddaya know? I DO have eyes under there! Actually, this is a slight exaggeration. I’m not QUITE blind without my glasses, but it IS bad enough that I had trouble taking pictures without ’em.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, yes. This is the costume I was trying (and failing) to spray my hair for.

(Historical Notes: I still can’t do contact lenses.  Or, more to the point, I can’t do the REMOVAL of contact lenses.  The one and only time this is ever a problem is when I need to dress up as something not glasses-friendly.  Otherwise, I’m totally okay with walking around with centuries-old technology on my face if it means not having to peel plastic off my eyes.)