Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: What’s this?  A recurring narrative storyline involving Those Three Kids?  Well, not quite.  At least, not to the extent of that one Ichibancon series.  To be perfectly frank, I just wanted an excuse to slip in more plugs to buy the shirts.  That said, I do think this is a fair representation of a good two-thirds of all problems conventions have with their staff, ESPECIALLY since the average demographics have gotten lower and lower.  I will humbly suggest that the best way to deal with crazy, stressful, intense issues of crowd management might NOT be placing it in the hands of dumb, awkward children.)