I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to bring a marshmallow shooter to Closing Ceremonies (maybe to celebrate the fact that no one could really get thrown out of the con at this point?) but that sucker got used and abused the WHOLE time. I did indeed try to get them to shoot one right into my mouth, and the results were indeed this disappointing.

(Historical Notes: Remember, kids, never eat food handed to you by strangers)