Did I reword the punchline of this comic because the original draft was too close to a comic I already did MANY years ago?  Yes.  Yes I did.

…although, now that I think about it, some people would probably find it surprising that bearded men in kigurumi following me around with squeaky toys ISN’T a part of my daily routine.

(Also, completely irrelevant rant, but the web went down RIGHT as I was about to post this page.  Like, literally seconds before I was going to click the button.  It was only down for less than a minute, but the timing was still annoying enough that I now need to immortalize the experience.)