Conventional Wisdom

Yeah, even though this is just a fairly straightforward transcript of some actual joking around, be honest: you could totally see The Internet looking at a comic like this and going “OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME BOWER-TRIPPING STAFFER TRIED TO BAN A GUY OVER NOTHING?” or “YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY SNEAK BACK INTO THE CON AFTER BEING BANNED, STOP SPREADING LIES!” or “WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE JUST A MEAT SUIT THAT THE SCRIBBLES PLUSHIE IS PILOTING FROM THE BACKPACK!”