THIS PAGE CONTAINS NO JOKES.  LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING DEPICTED HERE ACTUALLY HAPPENED EXACTLY AS SHOWN.

But seriously, if don’t already know this about me, I deliberately avoid buying food at a con by bringing a cooler full of food with me.  I’ve been doing this a very long time, to the point that other people start to be a bit concerned about my nutritional intake over the course of the weekend.

Of course, if you REALLY want to put food in my mouth, you could always just become a patron and make it so that I can actually afford con food more often.  In fact, you should probably do that anyway, just so there’ll be more people voting on my next Weekly Anime Comic subject…