My sincerest, heartfelt apologies for such a poorly thought out page, but the explanation up there is completely true. Me and a soon-to-be-moving-to-the-other-side-of-the-country friend splurged like mad at a sushi place yesterday, resulting in a bloated state of hibernation hat would have made Jim Gaffigan proud. Under the circumstances, I wasn’t exactly in the state of mind to edit my own ideas very well (if nothing else, Takato really shouldn’t have been in a jacket).

…and yes, the part where a talking, anthropomorphic cat stepped in and took over is accurate as well. ESPECIALLY that part.

(Historical Notes: It helps to understand that this was the sort of thing I mainly used Yoink for in the college days, so I pretty was trying desperately to make that format work in Conventional Wisdom.  As you can see, it’s not very effective outside of a classroom setting with an assigned reading to focus everyone’s attention and give Yoink something specific to compare other material to.  Also, I just have to mention that I’m writing this days after a new Digimon remake has been announced, and I’m just sitting here offended that they’re STILL picking the flesh off of Adventure’s bones rather than doing something new with Tamers.)