Conventional Wisdom

It’s true, by the way. At least at the cons I’ve been too, nine out of every ten Mario Bros. cosplayers are teenage girls. And those overalls aren’t over quite as much as they were originally intended to be. At first, this page was going to be a more elaborate examination of that fact, but I think it’s funnier to just stop at the realization that Mario does not, in fact, have bewbs.

(Historical Notes: People who’d been going to MAGFest longer than me were more amazed at how much cosplay was showing up PERIOD.)