Conventional Wisdom

Ya see, people at MAGFest are known to enjoy having a drink or two.

Actually, I really didn’t have many encounters with the legendary MAGFest drunks, which went against just about all the stories I’d heard. I guess we can thank how magnificently huge the Gaylord is for that. You can avoid ANYONE without even trying.

Still, there was ONE fellow in a very ill-advised speedo who decided he owned the bandspace Friday. The fact that he ISN’T getting a page devoted to him should tell you how many other interesting things went down this weekend.

(Historical Notes: It’d be so easy to make some kind of foreshadowing reference to all the subsequent drunk encounters I would have over the years… but I’m just transfixed by this speedo dude reference.  I have NOT recollection of that happening at all.  What’s the story behind THAT?  I genuinely want to know now!  WHY ARE TEASING US, PAST ME?  TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!)