The night before a con caravan is always fraught with unusual distractions and crazy brain damage, but this must have been a new high… or low, depending on how you wanna look at it. Yes, I had never heard of YouTube sensation Epic Meal Time, and it’s gargantuan abuse of meat, until Thursday night.

And the best part? It was a VEGAN who introduced me to it. What. The. Heck.

(Oh, and if you’re confused by the Maid Cafe reference, I direct you back to the Anime USA comics)

(Historical Notes: Wow, HERE’S a real “Hey, remember when this was a thing?” moment for ya.  In retrospect, the fleeting internet popularity of Epic Meal Time was one of the key stepping stones in Bro culture subjugating geekdom.)