Conventional Wisdom

Geist Panik’s Brian Wilson compared the Gaylord to Rapture from BioShock, and proudly proclaimed that he knew EXACTLY which zombie to kill to get the key that activates the elevator to the 4th level after the whole thing sank underwater. Dude may be on to something, cos that place puts your average biodome to shame.

(Historical Notes: As much as I complain about the general logistics of the National Harbor complex, I can totally see why conventions try to put up with it.  This is an AMAZING facility to hold an event in, if you’re actually big enough to make proper use of it.)