Well, of COURSE there had to be a page about this.  Mandatory outdoors playtime, everybody!

And, of course, the secondary joke is that virtually every time a fire alarm goes off at a con, it’s not actually because the hotel is going up Towering Inferno style.  The worst I’ve ever encountered was somebody doing some welding or some other trivial thing causing a whiff of smoke at JUST the wrong place.  Otherwise, every fire alarm evacuation I’ve ever encountered at a con was either a technical glitch or some kid pulling a prank.  Everything I heard indicated that this was the later… and yes, I have been in multiple evacuations over the years.  Anyway, credit where credit is due, the Concord Fire Department were on hand IMPRESSIVELY quick, and barely had to do anything other than turn the alarm off.

Also, in a moment of pristine irony, all the weather reports I’d seen warned it’d rain on Saturday, so I actually spent this whole fire scare afraid I was about to get drenched.