…and let’s be honest, most people dumb enough to sleep in the parking lot would be dumb enough not to bring any cleaning crap with them, so they’d smell even worse than I did. (not to mention that people would probably try it at a SUMMER con, where everybody gets even sweatier and nastier than they would otherwise)

…and that’s just getting into the lack of a shower. I shouldn’t even have to mention the many disadvantages of not having a bathroom on hand. Basically, if you even occasionally have to get up and pee during the night, you are SCREWED.

(Historical Notes: DANG IT, PAST ME!  Why didn’t you listen to… even more Past Me?  You KNEW this would be worse in warmer weather!  YOU KNEW!)