Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: Well, this comic wouldn’t happen NOW, because apparently decades of evidence of a guy being the absolute worst only means anything to people when a TV show tells them to feel bad about it.  Actually, the real inspiration behind this comic wasn’t even Ric Flair.  One Otakon I saw a bunch of guys cosplaying as The Beastie Boys in “Sabotage” running around the con with a boom box in tow, and this is basically just that but with sparkly robes instead of fake mustaches.  If you want the ‘staches, you’d have to go with Rick Rude.)