Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: Okay, I take back what I said earlier.  THIS is what a fusion of old ConCONcon and new ConCONcon feels like.  Topical, but in a vague sense, and also absolutely random and weird.  Oh, and this is basically taking a background gag from an old AUSA page and turning it into a full comic of its own.  Recycling is good for the environment, kids.)