Conventional Wisdom

I mean, I can pound out the basic chords of some songs alright, but none of the random requests I was getting all night. And, of course, even if I DID know Random Shouted Song Request, I still wouldn’t have been able to play it with the gloves on The Bard’s costume.

(Historical Notes: It also didn’t help that some of the requests I got shouted at me were for songs I can’t even mention by name without requiring a content warning)