I know I already did one elevator gag, but this one was way funnier. Aside from the bit about not feeling your legs, everything said here really happened, too.

(Historical Note: No, seriously, the Hyatt was one of the all-time WORST convention locations for me, elevator-wise.  Being up on top of ANY crowded hotel is a problem, but the fact that the ONLY elevators were also the ones servicing the convention center was downright crippling.)