Conventional Wisdom

And make no mistake, I spent a VERY long time rooting through EVERY SINGLE BARGAIN BOX, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything interesting.  When I set my mind to it, I can be VERY through.

Actually, there’s one other problem with this whole situation: the sheer awkwardness of being hunched over that lower layer of boxes when somebody else is trying to look at the stuff up top.  Nothing says awkward quite like being curled up in a ball and wedged between the shins of some total strangers.  In fact, that was almost what this comic was about… but me in deep physical pain will always be more funny to look at.