Conventional Wisdom

You will never be clever enough to think of carrying a giant roll of bubble wrap around a con just so random strangers can pop some of it. That is why you will never change the world.

Also, I spend longer than I should have trying to think of a bubble related “hero we deserve/need” joke before realizing THAT’S BATMAN NOT CAPTAIN AMERICAN YOU DUMB DUMB!

(Historical Notes: These days, cynical ol’ me is just wondering where he threw that thing away afterwards.  You could easily choke a whole hotel trash can with a roll that big.)