I will never stop wondering how a heat-averse wuss like me managed to be born and raised in The South. The funny part, though, is I was so hot due to being in a room where the AC wasn’t working… and as soon as I finished my whiny little cartoon, it finally kicked in. COMPLAINING SOLVES EVERYTHING ONCE AGAIN!

But it’s funny. I only threw Scribbles in a Mega Man costume because it was the one thing I could think of at the time. Once I got home, however, I discover there’s an uproar about Capcom possibly going up for sale, which COULD have made the Mega Man reference seem timely… why did I go and spoil the illusion that I’m actually trying to be relevant?