…I mean, I didn’t actually do it, but I sure thought about it.

Also, context for anybody who was at Triad and wonders how I wound up so deep into town when the parking lot was right across the street from the convention center… I got lost.  Keep in mind that the last time I was at Triad, they were in the hotel across the street (whose parking deck is conveniently pictured in the top panel).  I knew the con had moved, but between me misreading the map and my GPS being famously bad at city directions, I got all turned around over where to go and wound up settling on a parking deck blocks away.  It was far for the wort parking I’ve ever done for a con, and I obviously figured out the right place to be by Saturday, but it did result in me getting some extra exercise on Friday.  Now, the ACTUAL worst parking experience I had on Friday is still a closely guarded secret.  You’ll have to wait for the extra Patreon comics to hear that part of the story.