So, I started Christmas shopping in earnest yesterday. Somehow, I couldn’t shake the mental image of Miffy laughing maniacally at the proceedings… and now you won’t be able to, either!

Now, the logical thing would be for this comic to announce a new line of Conventional Wisdom merchandise. That would ESPECIALLY be the smart thing with Christmas right around the corner… but I still have nothing new to offer. Well, I have plenty of IDEAS, mind you, it’s just that I’m still poking around for a new store (you know, one not on DrunkDuck), and it’s kind of delaying the process of actually FINISHING anything. So, I guess I went and ruined Christmas, huh?