Absolutely what happened on Thursday. Seriously, it boggled my mind how little time it took to get filthy. And I’m one of the ones who actually makes a serious effort NOT to reek!

(Historical Note:  It helps if you understand that I was trying to find an ATM in the dark, prehistoric days before I had a smartphone, and thus spent a good chunk of that afternoon getting DANGEROUSLY lost in downtown Baltimore.  And then I neeeeeeeever spent the day before a con wandering all over a city on foot ever again.  Yup!  That’s totally what happened!)