Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: It’s both amazing in retrospect and also completely in character that I kept using this poor, struggling iPhone for as long as I did.  Seriously, even if I WASN’T as lazy as I am, I legitimately still would have had to sit in the back by the outlets to avoid the thing dying after ten minutes.  Also, more of Past Me struggling to figure out how to make this whole lighting thing work.  If you’re wondering why my foot is so well lit while all the important stuff is hidden in shadow, I assure you it was NOT on purpose.)