(Historical Notes: I’m sure that Past Me made a note in the original commentary of who this was, but there’s no chance of me remembering now.  That’s probably for the best, because I’m pretty sure Past Me deliberately sanded off any sarcasm from this comic in hopes that whoever it was would see it and retweet it.  Even back then, I KNOW I would have thought that a person whose life choices led to performing not-quite-video-game-music at a four day nerd party is NOT a person to go to for advice.  That’s almost as bad as getting advice from a webcomic artist.)