Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: See, stuff like this is why I can never truly stop going to conventions, and also why fully fictional stuff like ConCONcon is so much harder to come up with.  I could sit locked in a room drawing non-stop for an entire week straight and not even THINK of a series of events like this.  And this kind of crap just fall into my lap all the freakin’ time at cons!  How could anybody give up a stream of inspiration like this?)