(Historical Notes: This comic remains pretty high up on my “I don’t care if nobody else thinks this is funny, it’s one of my favorites” list.  And that’s a long list, let me tell you.  Also, I’m fairly sure the original commentary for this page included some kind of rant about how I’ve always liked Lost Highway a lot more than Mulholland Drive, which is just another example of how I seemingly live on an entirely different planet from all you people.  And no, that Sopranos pinball machine is NOT a joke, that’s one hundred percent a thing that really exists.)