First off, no one HAS to drive the Batmobile anyplace. A select few GET to. Second, that’s pretty much the most epic sentence ever uttered by a human being. I could walk into any producer’s office with that one sentence as my film pitch, and they WOULD buy it.

Actually, there were several possible quotes from the drive back I could have used for this page. We had some excellently random conversations in that car. You don’t fully appreciate the bewildering directions a train of thought can go until you realize you’ve gone from talking about Japanese serial killers to Willy Wonka, or from Mexican food to Nickelodeon shows.

(Historical Notes: Yes, as if I even needed to say it, I have COMPLETELY forgotten how those conversations actually went.  Also, I should remind everyone that this was mostly the same road trip crew that resulted in THIS.)