Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: Yes, this one is still around as well.  For the record, I never had any problem with this myself at the time the “non-staff variant” was made available.  What’s more, it’s only confused one person since, that that guy was… how do I put this nicely… he seemed like the kind of person who misunderstands a whole lot of things, so I still don’t feel like the shirt was the problem.  But Miffy’s right, having more variations to sell on more stuff can only be a good thing!)