You kids with your rock music and your hula hoops and your post-modern anti-humor and eeeeeeeehhh… which, before you kids get all up in a dander, is nothing AGAINST Pop Team Epic or whatever else you personally are into right now. Just an acknowledgement that I have no idea what you’re all going on about. Now where’d I put my prune juice…

(Historical Notes: This only gets more and more true the more time passes.  Case in point, this comic isn’t even four years old as I write this, and there’s already kids comic up who don’t even know or care what Pop Team Epic was.  Everything you love, hate, do, and are is fleeting and utterly inconsequential, leaving no meaningful trace in its absence.  HAPPY NERD CULTURE COMIC! …but seriously, Past Me is finally the pretense and FULLY embracing the complete rejection of whatever you’re into.  Present Me is emerging at long last!)