Conventional Wisdom

“Oh Miffy… thou of primal darkness. Thou who dwelleth in the depth of the universe in the black chasms of night. Thou bestow us the mother darkness upon thy faithful. To live eternally in her keeping. Thou doth make him most blessed forever, and thou who doth cursed with eternal burning light those who transgress against thee. Holy art thou, holy art thou, holy art thou, Miffy will be done. Thy priesthood remains steadfast thy priesthood remains constant thy priesthood remains righteous. Thou has taught us, Oh Miffy, and we have listened. Give ear to our words Miffy and hear us. Hear us. Hear us! For we are faithful, and thou art our God.”

(Historical Notes: That’s a paraphrase of Manos: the Hands of Fate, for those of you who don’t know.)