Conventional Wisdom

See, this is the thing too many people don’t consider when they demand that cons mail them their badges. One slip up, and you could end up with a slimy tentacle monster in your mailbox! Are you willing to take that chance?

(Historical Notes: See, this is what I’m talking about.  Even though a room full of slimy tentacles SHOULD be totally unrealistic, this is still totally the kind of joke I could have written about a con with very public registration problems and nobody would have batted an eye.)