Conventional Wisdom

This is actually one of the reasons I do this convention stuff is comic form rather than pictures or video: it’s REALLY hard to be at just the right spot at just the right time to capture all the goofy stuff right as it happens. In comic form, I can just recreate it afterwards and wedge as much stuff into as little space as I want. SPACE, TIME, AND TRUTH ITSELF IS AT MY COMMAND!

(Historical Notes: The alt text no longer makes since now that I went back and re-edited stuff like that.  Also, it is AMAZING how quickly I fell out of shape as soon as I moved.  Turns out stress, depression, and existential ennui really help me lose weight!)