I freely admit that I’m not a very athletic guy, but having a room up on the 11th floor makes walking there punishing for ANYBODY.

(Historical Note: It’s specifically the up and down part that kills me.  Even at my most out of shape, I can still happy walk multiple city blocks back and forth between the con floor and my room/van, but just ONE trip all the way up stairs like these ruined me even when I WAS in shape.  Oh, and regarding the elevators, well…)