Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: Look, just because I won’t pay to stay in a hotel if I can help it doesn’t mean I’m averse to hanging out in a room someone ELSE is staying in.  And it’d just be rude to not help them carry luggage up or unpack or, as the case may be, steal somebody’s luggage cart thinggie because nobody realized how much heavier a giant cooler would be after filling it with around half the ice in the machine.  To be fair, it wasn’t in anywhere near as much use as this comic implies, somebody just forgot to take the thing back down to the lobby when they were done.  But where’s the comedy in that?)