Conventional Wisdom

No, seriously, you people are SCARY.  I one hundred percent believe that your average band of cosplayer kids could easily tear a wild gazelle apart with their bare teeth, blood drenching their wigs, viscera caking their prop wings, profanity-riddle tweets emanating directly from their black, hate-filled eyes.  True horror.

But the REAL question is, what the heck am I doing wearing a suit in this comic?  Well, you’ll just have to check back and read the NEXT page for everything to become clear (spoiler: the suit will be explained, but nothing will actually become even remotely more clear)