(Historical Notes: Oh man, these are so weird to look at now.  This has already come up before, and it’s gonna come up a lot over the next dozen pages, but the original idea for ConCONcon was a LOT different from what it’s become today.  Read on and marvel at the weird mental gymnastics I performed while trying to make ConCONcon 1.0 work.  But hey, at least it gained its iconic logo this time around!)