Conventional Wisdom

“That we know of” is an important disclaimer. Heck, for all I know, brentalfloss could have eaten, like, ten people that weekend. I can’t prove he DIDN’T.

Not a lot to add to this one. It’s just that I don’t usually admit out loud when I’m just going to leave something out to preserve the joke. When reality screws up the joke, reality is to be discarded (actually, the second part of that is pretty much my life motto)