You guys don’t understand. There is very little correlation between the games I enjoy playing and the games I’m actually any good at. Me actually winning at a game I like is a BIG DEAL. Oh, and in the interest[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, what I really want is Digimon Happy Fun Time Tea Party Simulator or something like that. Seriously, I felt genuinely bad hearing these beloved characters cry out in pain because I WAS HITTING THEM. If you wanna see me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Replace the coughing with even more sleepiness, and that’s pretty much what I feel like RIGHT NOW. Seriously, though, sorry to anybody I straight up ignored on Monday. It’s nothing personal, I just literally didn’t realize you were there… or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The ONLY thing that’s exaggerated for comedy here is the eloquent staffer, The Arcade literally had an excited crowd at the door, counting down the minutes until they opened it up. And yes, people literally did RUN in like little[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dude, my sleep cycle was ALL wrong this weekend. Between the craziness of doing the Far Out There Christmas pages, getting my crap together to cover the trip to Ichi, and the weirdness of the whole van sleeping thing, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And the funny thing is: half the reason I like 2D shooters so much is because they’re so much SIMPLER than modern games. (Historical Notes: Why was Zilch not in THIS comic?)
I’m just waiting for someone to dig up an ’90-era map of the Galleria and point out that the old CyberStation arcade was actually in the space NEXT to the convention arcade, and that I was excited about the wrong[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If it doesn’t have “Kart” in the name, it’s too complicated a driving simulation for me to handle. I dislike few things more than actual driving (well, when there’s other drivers on the road, at least), so replicating the experience[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Zilch, The Mascot of Dazed Confusion is your voice of reason, you KNOW your brain just got beat. But yeah, my sucking at a game has never stopped me from playing before…
I’ve mentioned elsewhere that I don’t really play that many video games these days, but only because I don’t have to many on hand at the moment. That’s why I like to use convention game rooms to get my fill,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…