Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: I really, really hope this page ruins somebody’s fetish forever.  And yes, hiking around DC all day is ALREADY ill-advised as it is if you’ve been living in the suburbs too long, and it’s even worse before three days of convention walking.  This is absolutely a lesson I should have already learned before this point, and will probably need to learn AGAIN whenever I’m foolish enough to go back to Otakon again.  And for those of you paying attention, we are six pages in -a quarter of the way through this set of comics- and I’m STILL talking about stuff that went on outside the building.  Again, these is THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OTAKON COMICS and I’ve barely even mentioned the fact that Otakon exists.  This could just as easily be my vacation to our nation’s capitol.  You’d almost think I was trying to avoid talking about something…)