Conventional Wisdom

YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE. ASK ANY STAFFER OR VOLUNTEER AND THEY’LL TELL YOU.

(Historical Notes: Bonus points for the person obviously more exhausted than me being one of the few people at the con who knew about my sleeping arrangements.  I generally tried to avoid telling people so as not to compromise the results of the experiment… which is to say I didn’t want anybody sneaking out to the parking lot in the middle of the night to prank me.  Hey, this is the same crowd that game us Trumpet Guy, I wouldn’t put it past them.)