Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: It makes a LITTLE more sense if you know that this happened during a set by a Ninja Turtles-themed band.  I’m sure I wrote the name down and had a link to the groups Bandcamp page or whatever back on the SmackJeeves posting of this comic… but I really don’t care enough to try and figure it out now.  At this point, I just feel like this was a tragic waste of a perfectly good pizza.)