YOU ARE OLDER NOW THAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU STARTED READING THIS COMIC.

(Historical Notes: See, there weren’t very many people at this panel, honestly only a few more than I drew here, but I’ve been to plenty of panels at “successful” small cons that had just as much of a crowd.  If this had been, like, some random first-year local convention, it probably would have been fine.  Unfortunately, they had all these bands showing up at night that nobody seemed to be interested in, and I can’t imagine how much it must have cost.  The big headlining EDM act for the second night was flown in from Europe.  Yikes.)