Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes:  Well, this is annoying.  I thought for sure I had an actual photo of this specific moment happening in real life, but I sure can’t find one anywhere.  I mean, sure, half the point of Conventional Wisdom as a comic is to preserve the moments that go by too fast to be captured on film… but I really thought I had a picture of this!  I dunno, maybe my memories are blurring together with that Uncle Ben guy, who was right around this same spot.  That’s the OTHER reason this comic exists: establishing a clear factual foundation to make up for how fuzzy my own memory can be.)