THIS IS REAL. THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THAT HOTEL. I HAVE PICTURES.

(Historical Notes: This is still one of the weirdest hotel stories I’ve got.  You’re just waling along this generic, old-fashioned, 80s-beige-looking hotel halls, then take a hard left into what looks like an employee’s only hall, and WHAM!  Three whole run down, themed nightclub rooms being used as storage space!  It’s one of those things that even I would never think to make up!)