Conventional Wisdom

(Historical Notes: NO, I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHICH VIDEO I DID THIS DURING.  The very fact that there’s more than one possible answer is itself bad enough.  But seriously, I really did have a sizable crew over there in the corner by the time the video was over.  That’s the effect that Awesome Bad has on people… people who specifically lined up in the hall to come see it.  Ya’ll really are masochists, aren’t you?)